曲名:わたくしの彼は左利き (feat. 初音ミク)
歌手:

配信/発売日:2024/04/17
作詞:天童P
作曲:天童P

一大事! 一大事!! あの子は一体 誰、誰なの?
ニコヤカに笑顔を振りまくけど 何か裏表があるわ
もしかして異世界から来たの? それともエイリアン?
わたくしの彼に近づくなんて 絶対に許さないから

彼は路頭に迷っていた わたくしに
左手を差しのべて 暖かい寝床とフードをくれた
そして膝の上で優しく抱いて 微笑んだの
彼の温もりで わたくしは生き返ったわ

この恩は忘れない だから彼にすべてをあげる
わたくしの身も心も 全部ささげるの
だから 全力で彼を守ってあげるわ
ニャオ ニャ~オ! あなたなんて出ていけ!
わたくしの全力攻撃を思い知れ ニャ ニャ ニャ~オ!!

何なの! 何なの!! わたくしの攻撃を受けたのに
へらへらと笑って近づいて来たわ 一体、どうゆう事なの?
そんなフレンドリーにされても 困惑しちゃうの!
帰り際の不気味な笑顔で 背筋の毛が逆立ったわ

やっと得体の知れない敵が 消えてくれた
これで彼と二人 一つ屋根の下で幸せに過ごせるわ
彼は左手で頭を撫でて 抱いてくれる
この左腕の中で スヤスヤ夢心地になるの

わたくしの彼は左利き いつもしなやかな左手を使って
お料理やお洗濯 部屋のお掃除も
勿論 わたくしに沢山、愛情をくれるのも
ニャオ ニャ~オ! 全てに非の打ちどころのない彼
そんな彼にベタ惚れでメロメロなの ニャ ニャ ニャ~オ!!

今は子供の わたくしだけど 大人になったらね
彼の為に ご飯を作るわ  大人になったらね
絶世の美女猫になるの そしたら彼はね
わたくしの美貌に落とされる そしたら彼とね
恋が芽生えてゴールイン! そんな未来を夢見るの

彼ったら仕事でお疲れのよう それなのに
わたくしへの愛情を いつも注いでくれるわ

今日も彼の左手で 優しく撫でられて
そして左腕で包み込まれて 寝床に入るの

わたくしの彼は左利き 今日もあなたとい一緒に
幸せな夜を過ごすわ おやすみダーリン ゴロ ニャ~オ!!

itidaizi ! itidaizi ! ! ano ko ha ittai   dare 、 dare nano ?
niko yaka ni egao wo hu rimaku kedo   nani ka uraomote ga aru wa
mosikasite isekai kara ki ta no ?   soretomo eirian ?
watakusi no kare ni tika zuku nante   zettai ni yuru sa nai kara

kare ha rotou ni mayo xtu te i ta   watakusi ni
hidarite wo sa sinobe te   atata kai nedoko to hu-do wo kure ta
sosite hiza no ue de yasa siku ida i te   hohoe n da no
kare no nuku mori de   watakusi ha i ki kae xtu ta wa

kono on ha wasu re nai   dakara kare ni subete wo ageru
watakusi no mi mo kokoro mo   zenbu sasageru no
da kara   zenryoku de kare wo mamo xtu te ageru wa
nyao nya- o !   anata nante de te ike !
watakusi no zenryoku kougeki wo omo i si re   nya nya nya- o ! !

nani nano ! nani nano ! !   watakusi no kougeki wo u ke ta noni
herahera to wara xtu te tika zui te ki ta wa   ittai 、 dou yuu koto nano ?
sonna hurendori- ni sa re te mo   konwaku si tyau no !
kae ri giwa no bukimi na egao de   sesuzi no ke ga sakada xtu ta wa

yatto etai no si re nai teki ga   ki e te kure ta
kore de kare to hutari   hito tu yane no sita de siawa se ni su go seru wa
kare ha hidarite de atama wo na de te   ida i te kureru
kono sawan no naka de   suyasuya yumegokoti ni naru no

watakusi no kare ha hidariki ki   itumo sinayaka na hidarite wo tuka xtu te
o ryouri ya o sentaku   heya no o souzi mo
motiron   watakusi ni takusan 、 aizyou wo kureru no mo
nyao nya- o !   sube te ni hi no u ti dokoro no nai kare
sonna kare ni beta ho re de meromero na no   nya nya nya- o ! !

ima ha kodomo no watakusi da kedo   otona ni naxtu tara ne
kare no tame ni go han wo tuku ru wa   otona ni naxtu tara ne
zessei no bizyo neko ni naru no   sositara kare hane
watakusi no bibou ni o tosa reru   sositara kare to ne
koi ga meba e te go-ruin !   sonna mirai wo yumemi ru no

kare ttara sigoto de o tuka re no you   sorenanoni
watakusi he no aizyou wo   itumo soso i de kureru wa

kyou mo kare no hidarite de   yasa siku na de rare te
sosite sawan de tutu mi ko ma re te   nedoko ni hai ru no

watakusi no kare ha hidariki ki   kyou mo ana tatoi issyo ni
siawa se na yoru wo su gosu wa   oyasumi da-rin   goro nya- o ! !

Big deal! Big deal! ! Who the hell is that kid?
Although smiling, what are the pros and cons?
Is it from another world? Or an alien?
Because he is absolutely not allowed to approach me.

He said to me who was lost
Reached out his left hand and gave me a warm bed and hood.
Then hold a gentle smile on your knee.
Under his warmth, I came back to life.

I won't forget this kindness, so I will give him everything.
Give up my body and mind?
So I will do my best to protect him.
Meow meow ~ meow! Get the hell out of here!
Aware of my all-out attack, meow meow ~ hey! !

what's up what's up ! Yao Ming was attacked by me
Hey hey smiled and walked over, what's going on?
Even being so friendly is confusing!
When I went back, the terrible smile made the hair on my back stand on end.

The inexplicable enemy finally disappeared.
So that we can live happily under the eaves with him.
He stroked my head with his left hand and hugged me.
In this left arm, you will feel like you are dreaming.

Mine is left-handed, always with a soft left hand.
Cooking and cleaning the bathroom
Of course, give me a lot of love
Meow meow ~ meow! He is flawless.
I'm so fascinated by him like that, so engrossed! !

Although I am a child now, I wish I had grown up.
I'll cook for him when you grow up.
If you want to be a beautiful cat, what about him?
If you are fascinated by my beauty, tell him.
Love sprouts to the end! Dream of that future?

He obviously looks tired from work.
You always pour your love into me.

Today, I was also gently stroked by his left hand.
Then wrapped in his left arm and entered the bed.

Mine is left-handed, and he is with you today.
Have a happy night, good night, dear Lingoronia ~ O! !