ヤバイTシャツ屋さん – コンプライアンス 歌詞 ( Lyrics)

作詞：こやまたくや
作曲：こやまたくや

冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
どうしたんだ…

冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
よしなさい… wow…

法律違反でもない　倫理観的な問題
食べ方なんて　個人の自由さ　ただ
本来の食べ方の方が絶対いい

冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
誰も得しない　意図不明の遊び
食べる遊び…　食べる遊び…

(電子レンジの存在意義確かめタイム)

※よい子はマネしないでね
と言うけれど　よい子はそもそもこんな事はしない
賛否両論にもならん　否々片論の遊び

令和のコンプラギリギリ
令和のコンプラギリギリ
令和のコンプラギリギリ
令和のコンプラギリギリ
令和のコンプラギリギリ
令和のコンプラギリギリの遊び

冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
冷凍食品解凍せずに食べる遊び
食べる遊び…

食べ物　絶対　粗末にしちゃいけない…
でも食べてはいるから…
一概にそう言い切れないかもしれない…が

その議論の以前に
他に娯楽あるやろ
他にも娯楽あるやろ…

reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
dou si ta n da …

reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
yosi nasai … wow …

houritu ihan demo nai 　 rinrikan teki na mondai
ta be kata nante 　 kozin no ziyuu sa 　 tada
honrai no ta be kata no hou ga zettai ii

reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
dare mo toku si nai 　 ito humei no aso bi
ta beru aso bi … 　 ta beru aso bi …

( densi renzi no sonzai igi tasi kame taimu )

※ yoi ko ha mane si nai de ne
to i u keredo 　 yoi ko ha somosomo konna koto ha si nai
sanpiryouron ni mo nara n 　 iyaiya hira ron no aso bi

norikazu no konpura girigiri
norikazu no konpura girigiri
norikazu no konpura girigiri
norikazu no konpura girigiri
norikazu no konpura girigiri
norikazu no konpura girigiri no aso bi

reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
reitou syokuhin kaitou se zu ni ta beru aso bi
ta beru aso bi …

ta be mono 　 zettai 　 somatu ni si tya ike nai …
demo ta be te hairu kara …
itigai ni sou i i ki re nai kamo sire nai … ga

sono giron no izen ni
hoka ni goraku aru yaro
hoka ni mo goraku aru yaro …

Frozen Food Play: Eating Frozen Food Without Defrosting
Frozen Food Play: Eating Frozen Food Without Defrosting
Play Eat Frozen Food Without Defrosting
What's wrong with...

Play Eat without defrosting frozen food
Play Eat without defrosting frozen food
Play Eat Frozen Food Without Defrosting
Come on... wow...

It's not against the law. It's an ethical issue.
It's not against the law, it's just a matter of ethics.
It's definitely better to eat it the way it's supposed to be eaten.

Eating frozen food without defrosting
Eating frozen food without defrosting it.
No one benefits from it. It's a game with no intention.
Eating game... Eating game...

(Time to confirm the raison d'etre of microwave ovens)

Good children should not do this.
But good children don't do this kind of thing in the first place.
It's not even a pros and cons game. It's a cons and cons game.

Just in time for the compliant of 2025
Just barely on the edge of compliancy in 2025.
Just barely. Just barely. Just barely.
Just barely compliant in 2025.
Just in time for compliance in 2021
Just in Time for Compliance by 2021

Frozen food without defrosting
Frozen Food without Defrosting
Frozen Food Eating without Defrosting
Eating Play

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
But we do eat it...
It may not be easy to say so... but...

But before that discussion...
There are other pastimes.
There are other pastimes...