曲名:宇宙と長野
歌手:

配信/発売日:2024/03/27
作詞:岡崎体育
作曲:岡崎体育

少年野球の秋季大会でセンターの守備についていた俺は
けっこうな数の赤トンボが顔の周りを飛んでいたので
それが気になって打球を見失った

コーチや監督の位置からは その状況を把握できなくて
俺がシンプルにぼんやりしていたように見えたのか 割と大きめの声で怒られた

当時の俺はあのときのエラーを 心のどこかでトンボのせいにしていた
大人になった今もう一度考えてみた どう考えてもトンボが悪かった

あのときトンボが飛んでいなければ
センターに打球が飛んでこなければ
秋なんかに大会をやらなければ
少年野球をやっていなければ

野球というスポーツがなければ
俺がこの世に生まれてこなければ
地球に生命が誕生しなければ
宇宙がなければ

宇宙のせいで俺はエラーをした
宇宙のせいで俺はエラーをした
宇宙が根本的な原因となって俺はエラーをした
宇宙がなければ

中学の時の修学旅行で長野にスキー学習に行ったとき
学年全員スキーウェアをホテルからレンタルしたけど
俺のニット帽だけ先が尖ってた

クラスメイトやインストラクターは その容姿が滑稽だったのか
俺の顔面がぼんやりしていたのも相まって
俺はその日を境にあだ名が「スルメ」になった

当時の俺はあのときのあだ名を 心のどこかで帽子のせいにしていた
大人になった今もう一度考えてみた どう考えても帽子が悪かった
あのとき帽子が尖ってなければ
その帽子が俺に割り当てられなければ
別のホテルに泊まっていれば
修学旅行がスキーじゃなければ

スキーというスポーツがなければ
俺がこの世に生まれてこなければ
地球に生命が誕生しなければ
長野がなければ

長野のせいで俺はスルメになった
長野のせいで俺はスルメになった
長野が根本的な原因となって俺はスルメになった
長野がなければ

宇宙と長野のせいで
宇宙と長野のせいで
決してトンボや帽子のせいではなく
宇宙と長野のせいで

syounen yakyuu no syuuki taikai de senta- no syubi ni tui te i ta ore ha
kekkou na kazu no aka tonbo ga kao no mawa ri wo to n de i ta node
sore ga ki ni naxtu te dakyuu wo miusina xtu ta

ko-ti ya kantoku no iti kara ha   sono zyoukyou wo haaku deki naku te
ore ga sinpuru ni bonyari si te i ta you ni mi e ta no ka   wari to oo kime no koe de ika ra re ta

touzi no ore ha ano toki no era- wo   kokoro no dokoka de tonbo no sei ni si te i ta
otona ni naxtu ta ima mou itido kanga e te mi ta   dou kanga e te mo tonbo ga waru kaxtu ta

ano toki tonbo ga to n de i nakere ba
senta- ni dakyuu ga to n de ko nakere ba
aki nanka ni taikai wo yara nakere ba
syounen yakyuu wo yaxtu te i nakere ba

yakyuu to iu supo-tu ga nakere ba
ore ga kono yo ni u mare te ko nakere ba
tikyuu ni seimei ga tanzyou si nakere ba
utyuu ga nakere ba

utyuu no sei de ore ha era- wo si ta
utyuu no sei de ore ha era- wo si ta
utyuu ga konponteki na genin to naxtu te ore ha era- wo si ta
utyuu ga nakere ba

tyuugaku no toki no syuugakuryokou de nagano ni suki- gakusyuu ni i xtu ta toki
gakunen zenin suki- whea wo hoteru kara rentaru si ta kedo
ore no nitto bou dake saki ga toga xtu te ta

kurasumeito ya insutorakuta- ha   sono yousi ga kokkei daxtu ta no ka
ore no ganmen ga bonyari si te i ta no mo ai matte
ore ha sono hi wo sakai ni ada na ga 「 surume 」 ni naxtu ta

touzi no ore ha ano toki no ada na wo   kokoro no dokoka de bousi no sei ni si te i ta
otona ni naxtu ta ima mou itido kanga e te mi ta   dou kanga e te mo bousi ga waru kaxtu ta
ano toki bousi ga toga xtu te nakere ba
sono bousi ga ore ni wa ri a te rare nakere ba
betu no hoteru ni to maxtu te ire ba
syuugakuryokou ga suki- zya nakere ba

suki- to iu supo-tu ga nakere ba
ore ga kono yo ni u mare te ko nakere ba
tikyuu ni seimei ga tanzyou si nakere ba
nagano ga nakere ba

nagano no sei de ore ha surume ni naxtu ta
nagano no sei de ore ha surume ni naxtu ta
nagano ga konponteki na genin to naxtu te ore ha surume ni naxtu ta
nagano ga nakere ba

utyuu to nagano no sei de
utyuu to nagano no sei de
kextu site tonbo ya bousi no sei de ha naku
utyuu to nagano no sei de

I played the center in the autumn game of junior baseball.
Because there are many red dragonflies flying around the face.
I care about that and lost the shot.

You can't grasp the situation from the position of coach and coach.
Maybe I was scolded loudly because I looked simple and a little confused.

At that time, somewhere in my heart, I blamed the dragonfly for the mistake at that time.
Now that I'm grown up, I've thought about it again, but I don't think dragonflies are good.

If dragonflies weren't flying then.
If the ball doesn't fly to the center
If there is no convention in autumn or something,
If I hadn't played junior baseball

Without baseball,
If I hadn't been born in this world
If there is no life on earth,
If there is no universe

I made a mistake because of the universe.
I made a mistake because of the universe.
The universe is the root cause, and I made a mistake.
If there is no universe

When I went to Nagano to learn skiing during my study trip in junior high school.
Although students of all grades rented ski suits from hotels.
Only the tip of my knitted hat

Are the looks of classmates and coaches funny?
Plus my face is blurred
With that day as the boundary, my nickname became "Samui"

At that time, somewhere in my heart, I blamed the nickname at that time on the hat.
When I grow up, I think about it now. No matter how I think about it, I think the hat is not good.
If the hat was not pointed at that time.
If that hat can't be assigned to me
If you stay in another hotel
If the study tour is not skiing

If there were no skiing
If I hadn't been born in this world
If there is no life on earth,
If there is no Nagano

I was fired because of Nagano.
I was fired because of Nagano.
Nagano became the root cause, and I was laid off.
If there is no Nagano

Because the universe and Nagano
Because the universe and Nagano
It's definitely not the fault of dragonfly and hat.
Because the universe and Nagano

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