曲名:ギフにテッド
歌手:

配信/発売日:2024/04/10
TVアニメ「変人のサラダボウル」OP
作詞:和ぬか
作曲:和ぬか

何でも熟す奴は不気味だ
影で素振りでもしてんのかと
四六時中奴を見張ると棒立ちなんだ

林檎ジャムのトースター 地に落とすと
僕の塗った面 潰れて
奴はどうだ? 裏で生存
あぁもうひれ伏せ

勝手に期待すんだろ ほんと気が落ちる魔法
空白を泣こう 何だったら出来んだろう
今日もありがとう
ギフにテッド対無能
敗れて当たり前 当たり前なんだよ

彼の方が君の何倍も生きづらいから
大口をたたくなよ
って知ったこっちゃない 今は誰の話だ
生きづらいって言ったら生きづらいんだよ

もう小難しく考えてないと
人生が順調に終わってしまう
せめて人間臭いとこは
愛しく想って

お若いお嬢さん 僕にちょっと
媚の売り方教えて
生まれ持ったものじゃ劣等
あぁもう妬けるね

あざといの武器じゃない
ホントの不器用だよ
これはきっと「お大事に」って言われちゃうけど
愛想笑いの一つも出来ないくらい
憐れで惨めで誰も僕を見てやれん

悩み多きモンスター
ありきたりでノーマル
特に個性も無い
ひねくれたモンスター
強く生きろ今日は
無能なりによ
もがき続ける厄介者でいて

生きてるとどうして
胸が痛くなんだよ
苛立ちを覚えたら
ちゃんと夜に寝ること

勝手に期待すんだろ ほんと気が落ちる魔法
空白を泣こう 何だったら出来んだろう
今日もありがとう
ギフにテッド対無能
敗れて当たり前 当たり前なんだよ

nan demo zyuku su yatu ha bukimi da
kage de sobu ri demo siten no ka to
sirokuzityuu yatu wo miha ru to bouda ti na n da

ringo zyamu no to-suta-   ti ni o tosu to
boku no nu xtu ta men   tubu re te
yatu ha dou da ?   ura de seizon
axa mou hire hu se

katte ni kitai sun daro   honto ki ga o tiru mahou
kuuhaku wo na ko u   nani daxtu tara deki n daro u
kyou mo arigatou
gihu ni teddo tai munou
yabu re te a tari mae   a tari mae na n da yo

kare no hou ga kimi no nanbai mo i ki zurai kara
ookuti wo tataku na yo
tte si xtu ta koxtu tya nai   ima ha dare no hanasi da
i ki zurai tte i xtu tara i ki zurai n da yo

mou komuzuka siku kanga e te nai to
zinsei ga zyuntyou ni o waxtu te simau
semete ningenkusa i toko ha
ito siku omo xtu te

o waka i o zyou san   boku ni tyotto
kobi no u ri kata osi e te
u mare mo xtu ta mono zya rettou
axa mou neta keru ne

azatoi no buki zya nai
honto no bukiyou da yo
kore ha kitto 「 o daizi ni 」 tte i wa re tyau kedo
aisowara i no hito tu mo deki nai kurai
awa re de mizi me de dare mo boku wo mi te ya ren

naya mi oo ki monsuta-
arikitari de no-maru
toku ni kosei mo na i
hinekure ta monsuta-
tuyo ku i kiro kyou ha
munou nari ni yo
mogaki tuzu keru yakkaimono de i te

i ki teru to dou si te
mune ga ita ku na n da yo
irada ti wo obo e tara
tyanto yoru ni ne ru koto

katte ni kitai sun daro   honto ki ga o tiru mahou
kuuhaku wo na ko u   nani daxtu tara deki n daro u
kyou mo arigatou
gihu ni teddo tai munou
yabu re te a tari mae   a tari mae na n da yo

A guy who is mature in everything is creepy
I wonder, are you gesturing in the dark?
Staring at him all day, always standing still.

If you leave it on the applesauce toast floor
The surface I painted is broken
How is he? Survive behind the scenes
Ah, I've got down.

This is a frustrating magic that you can expect at will.
Let the blank cry, if it is something, what can't be done?
Thank you today, too.
Giff and Ted are not interested in incompetence.
It is natural to lose.

Because he is several times harder to live than you.
Don't talk big
If I don't know who it is now
If you say you can't live well, you can't live well

I have to think about things a little harder.
Life will end smoothly.
At least a little human
Think cute.

Young lady, please give it to me.
Please tell me how to sell flattery.
Born to be inferior
Ah, I'm so jealous.

Not a deceptive weapon
I'm really stupid
This is bound to be said "take care"
You can't even make people laugh.
Mercy and misery, no one can see me.

A troubled monster
Ordinary and normal
There is no personality.
Strange monster
Live strong, today.
There's nothing I can do.
A troublemaker who has been struggling.

Why are you still alive?
My heart hurts
If you feel anxious
Have a good sleep at night

This is a frustrating magic that you can expect at will.
Let the blank cry, if it is something, what can't be done?
Thank you today, too.
Giff and Ted are not interested in incompetence.
It is natural to lose.

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