曲名:ねぇよな
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発売日:2022/09/26
作詞:meiyo
作曲:meiyo

冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
こんなんじゃどうにもこうにもいかないわ、ハハハハ
冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
じゃあいっそこのまま逃げようか

はぁ、もう飽き飽きです
インスタント優越感に浸る奴らの下らない戯れ言に塗れんのは
「はーい先生!微分積分ってなんの役に立つの?笑」
多分お前より全然役に立ってんじゃないかな

一般的には劣等生でも
ツラツラと弱音吐かせたら一等賞でしょう
言えるわけないよねこんなこと
だからといって黙ってんの?
脳内じゃ最強なんだってば

冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
こんなんじゃどうにもこうにもいかないわ、ハハハハ
冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
じゃあいっそこのまま逃げようか
冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
想像であーしてこーして恨めしや ハハハハ
冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
じゃあいっそこのままxxxxxxか

寝ても覚めても 鵺の声が
鳴り止まぬこと海の如しなり
そろりそろりと忍び寄った
見つからんように抜き足差し足
死なば諸共 鉄を噛んだ
吸って吐いて飲んで食ってまた吸って吐いてさ
結局どうしたいんだっけ?
もういやいやいやいや

冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
そんなんでどうにかなんなら辞めちまえ下らんわ
冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
もういっそ愛も辛いな 悔しいわ
冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
こんなんじゃどうにもこうにもいかないわ、ハハハハ
冗談じゃねぇよな 冗談じゃねぇよな
じゃあいっそこのまま逃げようか

zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
konnan zya dou ni mokou ni mo ika nai wa 、 hahahaha
zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
zyaa isso konomama ni geyo u ka

haxa 、 mou a ki a ki desu
insutanto yuuetukan ni hita ru yatu ra no kuda ranai za re goto ni mami re n no ha
「 ha-i sensei ! bibun sekibun tte nanno yaku ni ta tu no ? warai 」
tabun o mae yori zenzen yaku ni ta xtu ten zya nai ka na

ippanteki ni ha rettousei demo
turatura to yowane ha ka se tara 一 tou syou desyo u
i eru wakenai yo ne konna koto
dakaratoitte dama xtu ten no ?
nounai zya saikyou na n datte ba

zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
konnan zya dou ni mokou ni mo ika nai wa 、 hahahaha
zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
zyaa isso konomama ni geyo u ka
zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
souzou de a- si te ko- si te ura mesi ya   hahahaha
zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
zyaa isso konomama xxxxxx ka

ne temo sa metemo   nue no koe ga
na ri ya ma nu koto umi no goto si nari
sorori sorori to sino bi yo xtu ta
mi tukara n you ni nu ki asisa si asi
si naba morotomo   tetu wo ka n da
su xtu te ha i te no n de ku xtu te mata su xtu te ha i te sa
kekkyoku dou si tai n da kke ?
mou iyaiya iyaiya

zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
sonna n de dou ni ka nannara ya me timae kuda ra n wa
zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
mou isso ai mo kara i na   kuya sii wa
zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
konnan zya dou ni mokou ni mo ika nai wa 、 hahahaha
zyoudan zya nexe yo na   zyoudan zya nexe yo na
zyaa isso konomama ni geyo u ka

This ain't no joke. This ain't no joke.
I can't handle this shit, hahahaha
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Then let's just run away.

I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of being coated in the nonsense of those with an instant sense of superiority.
"Yes, sir! What's the use of Calculus? LOL."
Probably a whole lot more useful than you.

Generally speaking, even if you're an underachiever
But if you could make him talk about his weaknesses, he'd probably win first prize.
There's no way I could say something like that.
But you won't say anything?
In my brain, I'm the strongest.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
I can't handle this kind of thing.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
Then let's just run away.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
You're gonna make me do this and do that in my imagination... hahahaha
You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
Then let's just go ahead and do xxxxxxxxxx

I hear the voice of a man with a monkey's head
It never stops chirping like the sea
Creeping up on me, creeping up on me, creeping up on me, creeping up on me
I'm trying not to be found, stepping out and stepping in
When we die, we all bite the iron
I inhaled and exhaled, drank and ate, inhaled and exhaled again
What did I want to do in the end?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
If you can't handle it, quit.
You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
It's hard to love anymore. It's so frustrating.
You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
I can't handle it like this, hahahaha
You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
Then let's just run away.

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