歌手: モーニング娘。'23
配信/発売日:2023/08/30
作詞:つんく
作曲:つんく
出かけると言って
出かけないし
なんだかんだと言い訳して
準備が遅い
家前ポツっと
ただただブスッと待ちぼうけ
ガチャガチャドタっとバタバタしちゃって
わかるけど
WAO 君の母さんに
謝られちゃったし
なんざんしょ これ
嗚呼 将来が思いやられる
で 私が居なきゃ終わってる
ウンチクだけは一人前の人
って・・・
なんざんしょ これ
もう 後悔の念に駆られる
な 私も自分に酔ってる
甘える技は 天才的な人
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
でっかいパフェに行こうって
言い出しっぺなのは
いっつも君だし
結構期待しちゃうじゃん
お出かけするって
そうざんしょ!
こうなるって絶対
わかってたし
駅前で時間決めて
待てばよかった
それでもポチっと
いろいろメニューを眺めてる
あれもこれも美味しそうだなって
見惚れてる
WAO これで結果
「行かない」なんてなら
容赦しない これ
嗚呼 来週も思いやられる
で 予定を立てても崩れる
論破でなくて屁理屈ってわかってる?
って・・・
なんざんしょ それ
もう 母性の域を超えている
な 自分のデカさに笑ける
こうなりゃとことん 教育するしかない
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
でっかいパフェのことって
この際あっちに
置いてていいから
結構ちゃんとしたいじゃん
お出かけするって
そうざんしょ!
嗚呼 将来が思いやられる
で 私が居なきゃ終わってる
ウンチクだけは一人前の人
って・・・
なんざんしょ これ
もう 後悔の念に駆られる
な 私も自分に酔ってる
甘える技は 天才的な人
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
でっかいパフェに行こうって
言い出しっぺなのは
いっつも君だし
結構期待しちゃうじゃん
お出かけするって
そうざんしょ!
de kakeru to i xtu te
de kake nai si
nandakanda to i i wake si te
zyunbi ga oso i
iemae potu xtu to
tadatada busutto ma tibouke
gatyagatya dota xtu to batabata si tyaxtu te
wakaru kedo
WAO kimi no kaa san ni
ayama ra re tyaxtu ta si
na n zansyo kore
aa syourai ga omo iyara reru
de watasi ga i nakya o waxtu teru
untiku dake ha hitori mae no hito
tte ・・・
na n zansyo kore
mou koukai no nen ni ka rareru
na watasi mo zibun ni yo xtu teru
ama eru waza ha tensaiteki na hito
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
dekkai pafe ni i ko u tte
i i da sippe na no ha
ittu mo kimi da si
kekkou kitai si tyau zyan
o de kake suru tte
sou zansyo !
kou naru tte zettai
wakaxtu te tasi
ekimae de zikan ki me te
ma te ba yokaxtu ta
sore demo poti xtu to
iroiro menyu- wo naga me teru
are mo kore mo oi si sou da na tte
mito re teru
WAO kore de kekka
「 i ka nai 」 nante nara
yousya si nai kore
aa raisyuu mo omo iyara reru
de yotei wo ta te te mo kuzu reru
ronpa de naku te herikutu tte wakaxtu teru ?
tte ・・・
na n zansyo sore
mou bosei no iki wo ko e te iru
na zibun no deka sa ni wara keru
kou narya tokoton kyouiku suru sika nai
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
dekkai pafe no koto tte
kono sai atti ni
o i te te ii kara
kekkou tyanto si tai zyan
o de kake suru tte
sou zansyo !
aa syourai ga omo iyara reru
de watasi ga i nakya o waxtu teru
untiku dake ha hitori mae no hito
tte ・・・
na n zansyo kore
mou koukai no nen ni ka rareru
na watasi mo zibun ni yo xtu teru
ama eru waza ha tensaiteki na hito
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
dekkai pafe ni i ko u tte
i i da sippe na no ha
ittu mo kimi da si
kekkou kitai si tyau zyan
o de kake suru tte
sou zansyo !
Said he was going out
And I'm not going out.
Find an excuse to say
Prepare slowly.
Suddenly at home
Just wait quietly.
To rattle about.
I know
Give it to WAO, your mother.
And I was apologized.
hard to absolve oneself from the blame
Ah, the future is worrying.
So it's over without me.
Only shit is the only person who can do it alone.
with this
hard to absolve oneself from the blame
Already have the idea of regret.
I got drunk myself, too.
Spoiling is a genius.
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
Let's say we're going to Big Buffy.
be that as it may
Has always been you
Aren't you looking forward to it?
Said he was going out
Fuck you!
It will definitely become like this.
I know
Decide the time in front of the station
Just wait a minute.
Even so, it's still a bang.
Browsing through various menus
That and that both look delicious.
Be fascinated by it
WAO, this is the result
Since I'm not going
This merciless one
Ah, next week is also very sympathetic.
Even at home, the plan will fall through.
Do you know it's not refutation but absurdity?
with this
hard to absolve oneself from the blame
It's beyond motherhood
Laugh at your own arrogance
In that case, there is only a thorough education.
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
What does big Buffy mean?
Now go over there.
I can put you down.
Don't you really want to do it well?
Said he was going out
Fuck you!
Ah, the future is worrying.
So it's over without me.
Only shit is the only person who can do it alone.
with this
hard to absolve oneself from the blame
Already have the idea of regret.
I got drunk myself, too.
Spoiling is a genius.
WAO WAO YEAH YEAH
Let's say we're going to Big Buffy.
be that as it may
Has always been you
Aren't you looking forward to it?
Said he was going out
Fuck you!